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WanderingTaoist
29th December 2006, 06:15 AM
Because Aristotle claimed human beings were the "risible" animal (i.e. capable of comprehending humor and laughing). :lol:

Anyone know any philosophical jokes they'd like to share? How about these...

A singe statement which combes the the wisdom of the Cynic, Stoic, and Epicurean schools of thought:

"You can't trust any bugger any further than you can throw 'em, and there's nothing you can do about it so you might as well have a drink. Wait, are you paying? Make it a double."

--> From Terry Pratchett's Small Gods


Once there was a young student of religious philosophy who decided to take a course on Eastern religions. The first week was spent on Buddhism, and the student learned about finding enlightenment through renouncing desire. The second week started out, and the teacher began by talking about finding enlightenment through balance and flow. The student became more and more agitated because the teacher seemed to be going off on a completely different tangent and wasn’t talking about Buddhism at all. Finally he interrupted the lecture to express his frustration. The teacher listened, then told the young student, "I understand your difficulty. Last week, I was talking about Buddhism. That was Zen..." the teacher said. "That was Zen, but this is Tao."

At once the student was enlightened

(source unknown)

Anyone got anything else?

Elizabeth Isabelle
30th December 2006, 06:57 AM
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

MidnightSun
30th December 2006, 04:51 PM
Nice one lizzy :)

spiritual_emergency
2nd January 2007, 12:06 AM
Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river bank... One blonde yells across the river to the other, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"

The other shouts back, "You are on the other side."

MidnightSun
6th January 2007, 04:50 PM
Life is unhealthy thing. Everyone who lives eventually dies.

Gatton
7th January 2007, 12:37 AM
How many Heraclitians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's never the same light bulb again anyway.

Descartes walks into a restaurant and sits down for dinner. The waiter comes over and asks if he'd like an appetizer. "No, thank you. I'd just like to order dinner."
"Would you like to hear our daily specials?"
"No," says Descartes, getting impatient.
"Would you like a drink before dinner?" the waiter asks.
Descartes is insulted seeing as he’s a teetotaller.
"I think not!" he exclaims and disappears.

sonrisa
7th January 2007, 02:08 AM
:D

onemld
7th January 2007, 07:34 AM
No more jokes to read.......awwww :(

WanderingTaoist
7th January 2007, 09:31 AM
No more jokes to read.......awwww

Post some more! Or make them up! :)

onemld
7th January 2007, 01:21 PM
You're better at the jokes! :)

MidnightSun
7th January 2007, 05:34 PM
Tell the most ironic situation that happened to you.

Michael
7th January 2007, 11:22 PM
;) I find this site is particularly rich in philosophical jokes - but then philosophers tend to crack me up anyway.

Gatton
8th January 2007, 12:42 AM
How did George Berkeley die?
His girlfriend stopped seeing him.

What do you get when you cross Don Corleone with a philosopher?
An offer you can't understand.

Michael
8th January 2007, 03:42 AM
psyche, were you the lost poetess who died without rhyme or reason in the 1920's?

Michael
8th January 2007, 04:28 AM
You're not incomprehensible, you're Twink

Noway2Zero
8th January 2007, 08:27 AM
"To be great is to be misunderstood" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

wise of you :thumbsup: