Smurf's Garden

[Smurf]

Ok Guys, welcome to my garden, anyone can come here and talk blah etc :D

there's lots of things here whatever you want :)

so come in, sit back and relax!

*grabs a drink out of the bar fridge and sits under a tree*
don't ask me how I get power in here :D

*a wooden sign has been hammered outside the gates, it reads:
Forbidden: Ronagon the Painbringer*

[scameter]

How do you get power in here/there? :P

[Smurf]

:lol:

grr
*pretends to stranlge Scameters neck*

dunno, magic I think ...

here have a drink

*hands Scam a drink*

[Smurf]

For Midnightsun

See the sorrow of the night
it consumes us all
envelopes our souls
and eats our minds

this acid, drug of machines
understanding of all
be it curse?
or is it a blessing?

slowly drags us deeper though
into the abyss
and through to the Oblivion
until we sleep and nay wake

but

there is a light on the horizon
a Lighthouse burns far away
every dark cave has a door
you will slam it open
and cry to the doves

they herald your release
and you will see clearly once again
can I wipe the tears from your eyes?

[scameter]

*slaps the drink out of his hand, then decides otherwise and retrieves it, opening it and drinking it idly, grinning slightly*

:D

[Smurf]

:lol:

I liked your reply in the "Me" thread

:thumbsup:

[scameter]

It's the truth; I do hope I didn't sound harsh though, I wasn't meaning to.

[MidnightSun]

:star:

[locomotive]

yeah.
timing is also necassary.

[Smurf]

like it Midnight? :P

but how do I power my bar fridge psyche? :think:

drinks all round!

*hands drinks to everyone*

but who are the Intellegensia?
I looked it up on Wikipedia, and I can't be bothered reading the whole thing. Short description perhaps?

[WilliamMckeehan]

hmm good idea smurf ... we can finaly stop getting off topic in all the other threads and break the rules inless this thread is breaking the rules some how? :think:

[Smurf]

Naah it's all good, I talked to Tomas beforehand

so you can all come here and talk generally etc :D

[MidnightSun]

*drinks it up* talk about anything, chill :P

[sonrisa]

yo Smurfie! Have you checked out the formal debates section lately? fu* wonders whether or not you're an "e" being :D

[Smurf]

Ohh I like that bird Psyche...
:thumbsup:

Heh, think I should trick him guys? :D

[locomotive]

trick m.


I have succeeded in hearing songs in my head. It's so dope. What do you think of that, ha!

[scameter]

Do you consider any of us here to be in the "Intelligensia" psyche?

[Smurf]

grmph hahah :lol:

yeah you are to me Scam, just a bit though ...

[scameter]

Oh?

[Smurf]

yeah?

[scameter]

Why am I so smurf, was my "Oh?" question. And beautiful picture psyche. :)

[Smurf]

hmm...hee hee :lol:

oh I didn't get the picture Psyche :(

wait, I think I will open it up using the Url! yeah got it now :thumbsup:

[Smurf]

heey anyone hear about that Geography teacher who compared Bush to Hitler? :lol:

pretty funny hey, but he did have a valid argument. And now cause he was excersising the right to free speech he might lose his job :o

[scameter]

We have freedom of speech, but no one ever said there will be no consequences. :D

[scameter]

I agree entirely, which is why I have no problem saying what I do in the topic My New Hero.

[Smurf]

wow she was awesome..

but I she won't get popular among the radical Islamists...

[scameter]

What I think of her is in the My New Hero topic.

[Smurf]

well yeah I don't care what you think anymore Scam...

so meh

*starts pushing Scam out of the garden*

[scameter]

:) Ok. *leaves the garden*

[Smurf]

meh

*starts pulling Scam back into the garden*

you can stay now
:lol: :lol:

[scameter]

:boxing: :P

[Smurf]

here come for walk with me through the Asiatic section

*shows way over a bridge that is in the middle of a flowing stream arched by cherry blossoms and lanterns lining the path, it is dusk and the horizon is a deep orange. The grass is a deep green and there is a beautiful paved path spiralling down to the bridge*

[MidnightSun]

*yawns* *streches* *cuddles psyche*

:lol:

[Smurf]

heh smooth Midnight always the subtle one :lol:

[scameter]

Wow, you have my attention. *follows him with much eagerness, paying close attention to the lucious scenery around* :)

heh smooth Midnight always the subtle one :lol:

:D

[Smurf]

*walking onto the bridge that bounds the cascading river, the small ripples make reflections onto the underside of the bridge. A flock of birds fly over head and into the distance calling for their rest. the trees sway gently in the breeze that keeps the spring sun cool enough to bear. over the bridge there is another path that leads to a pagoda, surrounded by flowers and cherry blossoms that line the path, I sit down and procede to meditate on the plump yet soft, chinese silk cushions*

[scameter]

:) See? Story. Poetry. Feeling. Passion. That is humanity, that is what makes us truly unique in nature. Science, engineering, medicine, law: all necessary to sustain life; but poetry, beauty, romance love! That is what we stay alive *for*! "To indeed be a god!" :)

[Smurf]

yeah! awesome! to be that which we create!

[scameter]

:) Definitely. Our creations embody our passions, our thoughts, our logic.

[Smurf]

hmm...

I was thinking last night,

about bio-rythms and that they are very much here, I experience them completely, such as when I am depressed I then go happy again, then depressed. it is annoying sometimes but I live with it,

I think I am going into a dip right now, so if I act a bit wierd you'll know why... :)

[scameter]

Bio-rythms?

[MidnightSun]

Bio-rythms, bioenergetic, bioenergetical fields..i know pretty much about it :)

[scameter]

Indeed, please do. :) Is it similar to my theories on neural awareness?

[Smurf]

hmm ok

here...
http://www.health-vitality.com/biorhythms/biochart.jpg

red is physical, blue emotional, green intellect...

and

The wikipedia report on it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biorhythm#The_basic_theory)

sort of involves mood swings...

[Smurf]

uhh I hope I didn't scare you all off... :uhoh:

[Smurf]

this is my goodbye note:

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

[scameter]

Goodbye note? You're leaving?? :(

[Smurf]

*packing bags*
vacation Scam

*tidies up mushroom house*

well I reckon I'm off now, keep well everyone I'll return soon! :)

Scam you can look after the magic garden, remember anything you want is here, pretty cool huh? :D

[scameter]

:P Ok my friend. Enjoy the trip! :hug:

[Smurf]

cool!

i've got only like 2 mbs left, so say goodbye to everyone for me, stay true to yourself and be good :)

bye!!!

[scameter]

:) Ok.

:hug: :bye: Goodbye. :)

[Smurf]

:bye:

bye,

btw look at the first post on Smurf's Garden

[scameter]

:)

[Smurf]

ok I'm back, it wasn't really a big holiday but really a rest?

meh

still the same :D

[scameter]

A rest indeed. :D

[Smurf]

yeah, resting is good... we went fishing the other day, caught some fish, saw a pod of dolphins, an elephant seal... it was so fun...you could see the fish jumping out of the water!

[Smurf]

Hey Scam?

I was thinking, maybe it would benefit the site if we had a greetings thread?

We have it on another forum I go to, it helps the "newbie" transition much smoother, and would mean there would be more people discussing freely on the forum... they wouldn't feel scared to post.
I can still remember that feeling, sort of uneasiness... I think it would work

[scameter]

Oh, that's good my friend! :)

Sure, sounds good! You should definitely lead it though, it would entirely suit your skills. :) May I ask, what is the other forum you go to?

[Smurf]

oh it's called thefantasyforum.com, for all things fantasy! :D

I'll ask Thomas ...

[scameter]

:) Thanks!

[Smurf]

cool you going there?

Thomas says it is a good idea!

[scameter]

Perhaps. :) And that's good, good luck with it my friend! :)

[Smurf]

Well, it's Will's birthday!

Damn he's older than me :D

oh well, if you're there Will Happy Birthday Mate!! :cheers:

[scameter]

Yes indeed! :)

[Smurf]

Ahh and it's Truthseeker's birthday today aswell!! happy birthday to both of you :thumbsup:

[scameter]

Definitely! :)

[Smurf]

Actually Scam, I can remember your last birthday... you called it your hateday cause you hated being on this planet :lol:

[scameter]

B) :D

[Smurf]

Gahh, this place has cobwebs everywhere *starts sweeping little hut*

*Looks out the window as a faint breeze flows through, the sunlight sweeps over the landscape, heralding the new day... The soft-flowing stream carries leaves from the trees as it is Autumn (or Fall :rolleyes: ) here. The Oak trees have a deep red shaped by powerful oranges and hint of yellow. The Grass is a deep green and dew is slowly dripping left over from the frosty morn. There are no sweet singing birds with their melodies today, This day is slowly bringing in winter and the frosty chill that it carries.*

[scameter]

:loveyou:

[Smurf]

Ohh an admirer :P

Tonight it was a big storm, and I mean BIG! thunder and lighning masses of rain I thought the roof was going to cave in :D Ahh I love Thunder storms

[scameter]

Thor was having fun then? B)

[Smurf]

^Yeah! it was awesome ...

I was staring up in the sky when we were coming home from Badminton, It was a wonderfully clear night... many stars littered the view; I realised that people sub-consciously have a distorted view of their surroundings. I used to think that the night sky was a black background with sparkly stars pinned on them :D ah the jovialities of youth

But I looked up there and had a revelation, that they are stars up there floating around in space hundreds of light-years away, wonderful... And I have to constantly remind myself that we indeed live on a huge planet spherical shaped...

I think that it would be wonderful if everyone could see the earth from space, get a few perspectives straight :thumbsup:

[scameter]

With the scope of the mind, that wouldn't really change anything, except the recognition of it's beauty, and our ability to recognize it. :)

[Smurf]

Yes recognition that's it! Can you go on Msn?

[scameter]

For a little bit, but I'm about to leave to get supper. I could return shortly after that though. :)

[scameter]

I'm sorry my friend smurf, I had to leave msn. I'll be back soon. :)

[Smurf]

Yeah it is cool, it school here so meh :rolleyes: teachers everywhere

[scameter]

:P I know what you mean.

[Smurf]

So what has been happening in the world of Kaleb lately? :unsure:

[scameter]

Kalebness. :D

[Smurf]

Hah, any Hammondness aswell? :P

[scameter]

I don't want to discourage my surname by applying it to my first name. :P

[Smurf]

:D how come?

[scameter]

My surname doesn't deserve the punishment afforded by the application of my first, individual name of my own. :P

[Smurf]

Ahhh what's wrong with Kaleb? :unsure:

[scameter]

Nothing wrong with the name, just the person attached to it. :)

[Smurf]

But the name is ascribed to the person, and thus reflects the person.

[scameter]

Except that the name was ascribed to the person, not the other way around, thus the name is just a title, even though the person becomes the name conceptually, and thus is what I meant is, is that I would not want to attach my name, i.e. myself, to the legacy of my surname.

[Smurf]

lol, well it is hard arguing with a depressed person :P

[scameter]

I wish I was only that, and that my depression was just random and hadn't be caused by any traumatic event or anything.

[Smurf]

Yeah that is normally the common cause actually, people that delve too deep into the mysteries of life...l

Actually Scam, you have had a pretty unbalanced life from my point of view?

[scameter]

Depends on the definition of your application of the word "balance" here I suppose. lol

[Smurf]

True, True :)

[sonrisa]

yo Smurfie, what's up with that icon? Looks like a smurf getting a hit off a joint.

[Smurf]

:lol: lol yeah, I like to be a high-flier :D

I think it is supposed to be crying :P

[locomotive]

"yo Smurfie, what's up with that icon? Looks like a smurf getting a hit off a joint. "

what through his nose!?

[sonrisa]

well then maybe he's snorting something. Don't think he's crying however

[locomotive]

smurf has a big fat mole.

[Smurf]

OK he's crying and he has a Hankerchief there you go :P

Ok i'm changing it

[locomotive]

ah grandpa smurf. the black one was cooler.

[Smurf]

lol :lol:

Damn, I can't get the pixel size right, now it is stretchy papa

Black Smurf!!!

[locomotive]

black smurf is evil. I always hated him.

[Smurf]

oh :(

[locomotive]

http://www.tallrite.com/xmas/LaughingSanta.jpg

[Smurf]

:lol: :o
big fat Santa

[Smurf]

hee hee

*runs down to a small glade in a corner of the garden carrying a big bit of marble*

there we go!

*slams the marble on the ground and starts carving. after a couple of hours a shape is apparent.*

wonderful!

*taps in the name "Oli" in the base of the statue*

finished!

[sonrisa]

:star: HAPPY B'DAY SMURFIE!!!!! :star:

if you were in the United States, you'd be legal :D

but I hope your b'day is a good one anyhow :)

[Smurf]

YEAH!! :D

I am legal here aswell!! :thumbsup: Don't worry I didn't get too smashed ....

lol


got lots of Smurf dvds from my friends :lol:

[sonrisa]

sounds good! glad you had fun :thumbsup:

hope you weren't too hungover

[Smurf]

yeah was a bit tired yesterday :P

but got some cool stuff too, philosophy books included

when's your Birthday? if you don't mind me asking of course :unsure:

[sonrisa]

Dec 30th

when I was born, one of my Daddy's friends set him a card that said- "looks like that little deduction came just in time" :D

[Smurf]

:lol:

actually My Grandma was born on 25th of December and my Grandpa was born on the 31st of December, when I think about it it is pretty freaky :o

[sonrisa]

my grandparents were born during the Holidaze as well, except my Grampa was born on Christmas & my Gramma on Dec 28th. Then there's me, bringing up the rear on the 30th. :) I don't think that's freaky at all. Infact, in my family I have noticed that b'day's tend to clump together. I guess it's normal to me :D

[Smurf]

Awesome :lol:

[sonrisa]

Smurfie's got a new smurf! Another year, another smurf, I guess :D

[Smurf]

hmm 18 smurfs ey?

still not enough for a world domination
ahh well, c'est la smurf :D

[Trevor]

Ok Guys, welcome to my garden, anyone can come here and talk blah etc :D

there's lots of things here whatever you want :)

so come in, sit back and relax!

*grabs a drink out of the bar fridge and sits under a tree*
don't ask me how I get power in here :D

*a wooden sign has been hammered outside the gates, it reads:
Forbidden: Ronagon the Painbringer*

I was reading in your Garden yesterday Smurf, and I saw "Forbidden: Ronagon the Painbringer"
"Who is that?", I wondered.
Today I saw a guest viewing the thread: "Was Jesus a Pervert" - by none other than the aforementioned unmentionable. I came running back to your garden, out of fear. Um, where's my drink by the way? Caesar, nice and spicy please.
It's getting dark, cold, and windy with rain ahead on the west coast of Canada, and you are just into spring I think. How's the weather down under, down under?
So, it was your idea to start the welcome guests thread. Great idea.
I took a look at the 'Fantasy Forum', and signed in as a member, because any day now I will be getting my computer, and I want all of the tips for "World of WarCraft" that I can find. My brother is the character "Atax", and he told me to look him up when I get the game, which may not be for a couple more weeks. Is that what your doing? Playing online? I haven't seen many posts by you for a while. Snap out of it!
Mmmm... Good drink!
:cool:

[Trevor]

:)Hi Smurf! I was kicked of WoW for a 15 min. rolling restart, so I decided to check in, and WOW your back.

[Smurf]

haha curse those restarts eh :P
yeah fixed some stuff