Oh Hello God

[jesupocaplypse]

Imagine for a moment, that you happened, seemingly at random, to bump into God on the street one day. Now of course, everyone's idea of what god is, is as individual and unique as they are, but this is imagine time, so let's forget the technical details for now, and just pretend that Deus, in some sort of avatar/human like form (I don't mean Jesus, the "son" of God, or any one of his prophets... but God Herself, condensed, if you will, in a humanoid form, that could blend in with normal folk...) Now say for whatever reason, you encounter Deus in this form on a street corner somewhere in, umm... let's say... oh... Sydney Australia, and again for whatever reason, you somehow instantly recognize this being as who it really is... maybe he/she/it appears exactly in whatever way your mind hoped for, or thought of....

What would you do? What would you say?

Would you fall to your knees and beg and plead for mercy and forgiveness?
Would you start worshipping and praising, possibly including falling to knees, and cries of "i'm not worthy" or other such claims?
Would you try and spit in his/her/its face?
Maybe offer a suggestion or two for better operation of this circus called life?
Would you ask something? a question? a wish? something else?
or would you.......... ???


Personally; I think I would walk right up and give Her a great big bearhug, and a long passionate kiss, followed by a slap on the ass, and the ol' wink and the gun. ;) " Keep up the good work there friend, oh yeah, and nice job on those sunsets.. spectacular! " :thumbsup:

And then if she seemed to be up for continued dialog, and hadn't smited (smote?) me yet, I'd probably ask how much longer I'm gonna have to wait before flying motorcycles are available here. Oh and some questions about extraterrestrials... intersteller travel, dragons, how to build a working lightsaber, etc... you know, important stuff. :D

ah, but that's just me... what would the rest of y'all do in such a situation?

[fu*]

Maybe I would kick god very hard in the nuts, and ask him how the sunset looks. :o

May be barking up the wrong tree there J.

Now if it was Superman, and I asked him what god is, and he answered, as if he knew, I would kick him very hard in the nuts, and run.

[bito]

I would ask God for his or her autograph and sell it on ebay.

[venom mama]

i would say

"i'm sorry we chose to destroy the beautiful planet you gave us, i'm sorry we justify our wars by fighting them in your name, i'm sorry for the pain and suffering that we have caused throughout existence to each other and fellow creatures, i'm sorry we were never satisfied and always wanted more."




"thank you for rainbows."

[NeverMind]

I would cry at his/her feet and beg for forgiveness for doubting his/her existance.

What a great question.

[mer]

I would ask to go to coffee and chat. Get a sense of what god's thinking, what the day-to-dayness is for him/her.

That is an interesting thought. Like the Joan Osborne song. Though I'd worry I was crazy, like on Joan of Arcadia.

[nronesquid]

I would ask God if they didn't think it was time to return this planet and its inhabitants into the utopia it should have been all along, and suggest that maybe today would be the most opportune time to conduct his miracle.