View Full Version : Haiku, Anyone?
rich
27th May 2004, 04:45 AM
Writing a haiku, :typing:
may be a fun thing to do, :computer:
fun reading them too! :hahaha:
a random hack
27th May 2004, 12:05 PM
if you knew haiku,
oh oh oh, what a gaa-aal!!,
like i knew haiku
:lol: :D
rich
30th May 2004, 08:54 AM
Random, Your Haiku,
is similar to a song,
and girl named Suzie.
Hope you are careful, :unsure:
not to post plaguerism, :dunno:
Nah! I don't think so! :shakehead:
...
30th May 2004, 06:32 PM
watch the changling go
a prospectus awaits you
on the welcome mat
zygoat
1st June 2004, 03:29 AM
TO ALL.
HAIKU MUST HAVE FIVE
AND THEN IT MUST HAVE SEVEN,
THEN WILL BE ALIVE.
B)
rich
2nd June 2004, 05:57 AM
Common sense tells me,
if it's too good to be true,
it probably is!
avttas
2nd June 2004, 02:25 PM
looking ahead, worrying
where is the present
fullness and Rich-ness?
rich
4th June 2004, 12:54 AM
Thank the birds and bees,:holy:
for the lesson taught, that is; :idea:
on Recreation . :knockout:
zygoat
6th June 2004, 07:55 AM
avttas,
looking ahead, worrying (6)
where is the present (5)
fullness and Rich-ness? (5) :nono:
HAIKU MUST HAVE FIVE
AND THEN IT MUST HAVE SEVEN,
THEN WILL BE ALIVE.
a random hack
6th June 2004, 11:29 AM
oh goody goody,
are we arguing haiku?
tickles my fancy, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssss :D
thirst4sun
8th June 2004, 12:27 PM
This is something new.
It's fun for everyone too!
I wrote a Haiku :lol:
sonrisa
9th June 2004, 03:40 AM
to argue haiku
is it fun to do, or just
a way to pass time?
:)
zygoat
9th June 2004, 09:02 AM
zygoat to a hack
not to argue just state fact
tickle all you want
:hahaha:
NeverMind
15th June 2004, 02:43 PM
I want a tatoo
the alphabet spiraling
down my aching back
NeverMind
15th June 2004, 02:45 PM
angry shit-faced fool
living in a dumpster now
too lazy for work
NeverMind
15th June 2004, 02:48 PM
a red instrument
with six long strings and two hands
makes beautiful noise
time distorts revenge
paranoia seeks vengence
for forgotten deeds
(i wanna be a poet, or a gangsta, no i dont really wanna be a gangsta, but poets are cool.)
rich
16th June 2004, 12:23 AM
Nevermind means, "NO!"
To a lady, No means Yes,
To a Hack, "Perhaps?" :huh:
NeverMind
16th June 2004, 07:53 AM
oh Rich, your wisdom
brings joy unpon my fingers
typing haiku scenes
pnklphnts
17th June 2004, 11:17 AM
Rich is the hottest,
I wish this forum fought less,
Nevermind is a pimp,
NeverMind
17th June 2004, 11:40 AM
pink elephants is
not great at haiku, never
mind has six not 5
rich is quite smokin'
his body pushes limits
nobody competes
all this year i have
wanted to lose myself in
a sexual way
sexual? 2 or 3? i dunno. sounds like 3
sahyo
17th June 2004, 12:45 PM
no concern wording
...haiku-nevermind ok
sounding is as is
NeverMind
17th June 2004, 02:32 PM
Blue Mustang on Pearl
street from nineteen sixty-six
i want it so bad
I play my Fender
In my garage and singing
tunes i just made up
Lets start a revolt
Just for fun, like good old times
like with old Britain
freedom from freiduhm
german for "to die" those were
the saddest words yet
poetry like a
roller coaster on it's track
up and down it goes
Mental Gremlin
17th June 2004, 11:38 PM
i think of raindrops
or maybe dewdrops of mind
thought falls short of truth
sahyo
18th June 2004, 04:20 AM
:D :D :D
pnklphnts
18th June 2004, 10:31 AM
Never met a wise
Man, If so its a women.
Got to find a way
(nirvana (band not state of mind) makes me happy)
NeverMind
18th June 2004, 12:05 PM
just because you are
paranoid, don't mean they're not
after you again
oh when i was an
alien, cultures were not
opinions, dont care
take a step outside
the city, you turn around
you're really nowhere
Nirvana rules! :ph34r:
avttas
23rd June 2004, 10:44 AM
a community
in cyber-space gone?
lovely but fragile
the nature of life
everything passes away
let's love while we can
these lips are silenced
that want to shout to the world
how much i love you!!!
dear friend and lover
how did this happen?
lives, hearts, entertwined
sahyo
24th June 2004, 10:14 PM
naked eyes smiling
wet mouth turning earth soil hands
lax as s-he gardens
sonrisa
25th June 2004, 01:56 AM
to all :thumbsup:
wish I could haiku...
a random hack
25th June 2004, 09:00 AM
well, that's the first line.... :lol:
rich
25th June 2004, 10:41 AM
"wish I could haiku... "
said sonrisa! Hack replies,
"well, that's the first line". :lol:
sonrisa
25th June 2004, 02:08 PM
:D
a random hack
25th June 2004, 07:37 PM
:o :D
avttas
26th June 2004, 05:04 AM
"wish I could haiku..."
just do what i do
write really awful haiku!!! :o :lol:
(a 5-5-7)
rich
26th June 2004, 05:46 AM
just do what i do,
write really awful haiku!!!
toodle-eee-doo, to you!
:lol: and its a 5-7-5 too! :lol:
rich
26th June 2004, 06:05 AM
As i see it now,
If we make them bad enough,:lol:
others will do too ! ;)
avttas
26th June 2004, 08:24 AM
it will have to do
writing bad haiku for you
now, kiss me you fool! :lol: :P
sonrisa will be
writing haiku you will see
easy, 1, 2, 3
(They don't have to rhyme sonrisa!!!! and don't let these people intimidate you. Writing haiku, even bad haiku, is fun!!!)
sahyo
26th June 2004, 09:41 AM
from 'Oxymorons' thread
sonrisa writing haikus and just not know:
welcome back from your
very own personal Ha
waiian good luck sign!
:thumbsup:
:D
sonrisa
26th June 2004, 01:54 PM
:goodlaugh:
sahyo
26th June 2004, 03:30 PM
:D
a random hack
27th June 2004, 12:02 PM
:lol:
NeverMind
28th June 2004, 06:47 AM
boy scouts is not fun
leadership training sucks hard
just got back from hell
sonrisa
28th June 2004, 11:59 AM
Nevermind is a
boy scout, how sweet to help old
ladies cross the street!
pnklphnts
29th June 2004, 07:39 AM
Charlie doesnt think
people over 50 are
real, they're aliens
Sage Francis is hot,
all of you arent as spicy
hot, i like to talk
NeverMind
29th June 2004, 09:43 AM
Boy Scouts in merely
an excuse for pyro fun.
I like burning things.
Old ladies can cross
streets on their own, i can't be
bothered with helping
there are many types
of Boy Scouts, i am the type
that despises all the rest
sahyo
30th June 2004, 05:49 AM
h' :
:lol:
:lol:
sahyo
30th June 2004, 06:15 AM
boy scouts is not fun
leadership training sucks hard
just got back from hell
:applause:
trained roboticing
follows pretending leading
automaticing
NeverMind
30th June 2004, 07:49 AM
losers teaching us
suppose we listen? what will
we get, not a thing
leaders are born not
made, i say but scouts says that
i am wrong and dumb
rich
30th June 2004, 09:05 AM
after they found out, :unsure:
I could not tie my shoe lace, :reallysad:
My scouting career, ended. :dunno:
sahyo
30th June 2004, 09:08 AM
:lol:
a random hack
30th June 2004, 09:37 AM
:lol: :o :naughty: :dancing: :cough:
a random hack
30th June 2004, 10:32 AM
not seeing, he slays,
wildly swinging left n right,
king of the slayers
sonrisa
30th June 2004, 12:31 PM
Random that should be
king of the a-holes, or may
be king of the french
Nevermind is a
pyromaniac, hear him
cry, burn, baby burn!
:)
sahyo
30th June 2004, 10:01 PM
:applause: hack :dancing:
a random hack
1st July 2004, 09:38 AM
king of the frenchies,
burn, baby, burn, baby, burn,
kaff kaff, grinch-gurglefart-splaff -_- <_< :o :lol: :uninvolved:
sonrisa
2nd July 2004, 05:17 AM
present king of France
only in whatever pass-
es for his pinhead
The present king of France
Took whoever he could find
They went up the hill, then down again
Now I'll make it rhyme!
:D
NeverMind
3rd July 2004, 09:29 AM
king of france you say?
president of froggy town
"ribbit ribbit, oui!" :o
a random hack
9th July 2004, 10:52 AM
"i say so, is so",
slayer, the magic dragon
nursery rhyme time, folks
:lol:
sahyo
9th July 2004, 10:55 AM
:applause:
sahyo
9th July 2004, 10:57 AM
:lol:
sonrisa
9th July 2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by a random hack@Jul 8 2004, 10:52 PM
nursery rhyme time, folks
:lol:
new improved version:
The present king of France,
Took whoever he could find,
They went up the hill, then down again,
Looking for his mind.
(or whatever it is that passes for it, he had lost it, ya see)
:D
a random hack
9th July 2004, 06:53 PM
humpty slayer sat,
off a wall, humpty slayer fell;
now, where is that mind?
sonrisa
10th July 2004, 03:17 PM
he fell & hit his
pinhead, when it cracked open
his pinmind escaped
sonrisa
11th July 2004, 05:50 AM
searching futilely,
up & down, high & low, he
calls, "Where r u mind?"
sonrisa
11th July 2004, 04:29 PM
he calls, "mind! oh mind!
standing on his balcony,
"wherefore art thou,mind?"
sahyo
11th July 2004, 04:45 PM
:goodlaugh: :goodlaugh: :goodlaugh:
sonrisa
11th July 2004, 05:04 PM
:D
sonrisa
12th July 2004, 01:16 AM
no wait! that should be-
"mind! oh mind!" he calls,
standing on his balcony,
"wherefore art thou, mind?"
:D
a random hack
12th July 2004, 12:29 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
dustwitch
12th July 2004, 01:25 PM
attacking with glee
bound together by hatred
this is Buddism ?
DoWalker
12th July 2004, 11:17 PM
Arrogant haiku
When frozen sleet comes pouring
Dumpster diving sucks
Not a haiku, but still mine:
No self,
Know God.
sonrisa
13th July 2004, 05:31 AM
and its corollary-
know self,
no god
:)
rich
13th July 2004, 11:25 AM
One butterfly flies,
Other butterfly waiting
in grass for partner. :uhoh:
Tired of waiting,
she flies and greets butterfly,:love:
with kiss, and returns.
Swooping down to grass,
nudging her to fly away,
They fly together. :dance:
sahyo
13th July 2004, 11:43 AM
attacking with glee
bound together by hatred
this is Buddism ?
do not mistaking
playing teasing for hatred,
nectaring sipping
dustwitch
14th July 2004, 08:46 AM
You can justify
Any nasty act you want to
With "truth" as your shield
sahyo
14th July 2004, 09:33 AM
listenlistenbreath
breathbreath not more or less breath
breath not hot or cold
dustwitch
14th July 2004, 11:00 AM
...... just bad.
NeverMind
18th July 2004, 04:27 AM
boy scouts kinda like
the Hitler Youth but in the
U.S. of A, fools.
sonrisa
20th July 2004, 04:51 PM
how are the boy scouts
like the Hitler Youth? Is it
the uniforms, or
homophobia?
or the pyromania?
Explain further please
NeverMind
20th July 2004, 11:52 PM
mindlessly follow,
like zombies, like faux training
for military
I was bored one day so I went into the like Historical Museum thingy and me and my buddy watched a couple Boy Scout recruiting videos and other Boy Scout videos. In one, the boy said to his scoutmaster "Someday, I'm gonna be a great soldier, just like your son..." I can't remember many of them, but there were many propagandic things said, hinting that the kids had been brainwashed. I mean sure, the Boy Scouts teaches many good things but a lot of it is completely useless for the common man and better suited for the military. Most of the kids in Boy Scouts have very nationalistic views and love their guns more than anything else. It really scares me. They're like "I can't wait until I'm old enough to join the military!"
homophobia
and uniforms play a role
but kids are brain-washed
sahyo
21st July 2004, 06:59 AM
yes
sonrisa
21st July 2004, 03:48 PM
well when you put it that way I guess boy scouts are scary.
rich
23rd July 2004, 12:52 AM
No reason to cry, :cry:
when I lay me down to die, :knockout: :gone:
Just let out a sigh! :uhoh:
beesting42
24th July 2004, 10:23 AM
So what the heck man
I thought to myself and wrote
was ego or true self?
why am i afraid
why do i hide my true self
good for me or you?
beesting42
24th July 2004, 10:30 AM
i want to hide from
i dont want you to see me
am not what i seem
not so strong and wise
just a reflection of you
what you told me too
rich
24th July 2004, 11:44 PM
If one's breath is foul, <_<
A little mouthwash may help,:alcoholic:
before exhaling. :gone:
beesting42
25th July 2004, 08:14 AM
Always together
We two souls have become one
Love with no effort
beesting42
25th July 2004, 08:16 AM
Vulgar beasts around
bum rush the elevator
making a loud sound
beautiful baby
shes traditional beauty
like a ray of light
beesting42
25th July 2004, 09:29 AM
If breath can be bad
Is there any hope for you?
Time to strip away
If a man unkind
were to attain nirvana
he owns a cd
sahyo
25th July 2004, 04:44 PM
i want to hide from
i dont want you to see me
am not what i seem
not so strong and wise
just a reflection of you
what you told me too
not you me nor we
love doesn't reflection see
wise nor you to hide
NeverMind
26th July 2004, 07:45 AM
my dog farts smelly
a smelly fart my dog farts
pee-yoo! that was bad
what is a wah-wah
used by my pal Jimi, I
wish to play like him
Ev'ry time I fly
I look at the clouds and shapes
I wish we lived there
thirst4sun
28th July 2004, 04:39 PM
I hear the thunder
I listen to the rainstorm
I watch the lightning
Written 6/21/04 at 4:30 a.m. Woken up by a thunderstorm :knockout:
NeverMind
30th July 2004, 09:01 PM
My lawn is watered
But the noise keeps me awake
while trying for sleep
written at 6:01 AM after a sleepless night
sahyo
30th July 2004, 09:24 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanx NM
sahyo
30th July 2004, 09:28 PM
no lawn to water
still hasn't happened sleeping
6:32 morn
:D
sahyo
30th July 2004, 09:29 PM
or so clock says
rich
6th August 2004, 03:11 AM
One by one we come,
and say what we want to say,
and then we are done.
a random hack
7th August 2004, 12:30 PM
shopping yesterday,
bought a digital camera,
took picture of feet.
sahyo
7th August 2004, 03:52 PM
feet
bare grape stemmings lie
greening brown fleshtips wetting
cool moisting bowl
:dancing:
a random hack
7th August 2004, 07:33 PM
:lol:
grape stemmings scatter,
wet fleshtips stickying floor,
giggling, take a photo....
Wolkentanzer
8th August 2004, 10:44 AM
I am new here,
I've just registered minutes ago,
Nice to meet you. :)
a random hack
9th August 2004, 12:04 PM
nice to neet you too,
welcome to the big view show.
home of the pagan gods
NeverMind
9th August 2004, 03:20 PM
Pagan Gods, you say?
I disagree, a place of
learning is found here
taking pictures of
feet? a fetish or an art?
modern art has feet
a random hack
9th August 2004, 08:54 PM
pagan gods can't learn?
why ever not, nevermind?
say, remove your dress :D
NeverMind
12th August 2004, 08:46 AM
if you're a pagan
god, I am the frickin queen
of good old England
a random hack
12th August 2004, 01:09 PM
does a pagan dance,
round the frickin english queen,
now, off with the dress :D
oh, your majesty,
have you met slayer, my dear?
present king of france?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
sonrisa
13th August 2004, 09:59 AM
huh? off with the dress?
that old bag? no wait, I see
you mean Nevermind.
Nevermind in drag
gasp!! what will the boy scouts say!?!
they'll kick his butt out....
yes they surely will
kick his queer fairybutt out
Nevermind in drag...
a random hack
13th August 2004, 11:45 AM
was gonna reply,
honestly, was gonna, but,
will let NeverMind
NeverMind
16th August 2004, 11:38 AM
i can dress up nice,
in the same way a girl does
but its more queerish
I hope BSA
kicks me out for being gay
though it isnt true
sonrisa
16th August 2004, 01:58 PM
Nevermind in drag
so the boy scouts kick him out?
why not just resign?
avttas
17th August 2004, 12:41 AM
people come and go
thankful we have each other
my sweet dear friend+ :love: :hug:
sahyo
17th August 2004, 02:55 AM
grape stemmings scatter,
wet fleshtips stickying floor,
giggling, take a photo....
camering giggle
smiles photoing flashgraping
sweet tasting fleshclick....
;)
NeverMind
17th August 2004, 03:32 AM
resignation not
an option, my father says
I must get Eage
NeverMind
17th August 2004, 03:33 AM
EAGLE not Eage, it
is hard to spell when thinking
too fast for typing
sahyo
17th August 2004, 04:28 AM
winging blank stare
eagle's clear swoop soaring air
lettering bright screen
NeverMind
17th August 2004, 07:56 AM
Eagles may soar high
But when they poop, it hits you
like any old poop
sahyo
17th August 2004, 08:21 AM
eagle fertilizing
poops liquided baptizing
sprouting moon flying
a random hack
17th August 2004, 08:49 AM
awake before dawn,
going to take some photos,
climbing out of bed.
Nevermind is soaring,
but, soaring without 'Eagle',
Pa thinks 'Eagle' soars. :lol:
eyelids drooping, snore,
eyeballs trouble focusing,
bright lights hurting the ole eyes,
i sure needs more sleep.
:blink: :boxing: :lol:
NeverMind
17th August 2004, 12:03 PM
haiku is easy
no rhyming to confine you
words flow rhythmically
sahyo
17th August 2004, 06:32 PM
rhyming can happen
like icecream's sweet melting
creamy dripping sipping
sonrisa
18th August 2004, 12:49 AM
NM here's a tip-
go to a boy scout meeting
in a girl scout dress
wear eye shadow too
a little lipstick & blush....
if that don't work then-
steal an Eagle badge
take it home & show your Dad
maybe that will work....
or not, lemme know
:)
NeverMind
18th August 2004, 01:04 AM
i loved that haiku
now what shall I do? the plan!
i dont think it works
You see, my father
is also the scoutmaster
and holds the badges
Plus, i cannot drive
My dad makes sure of that fact
and i cant rebel
He'd make me change clothes
before getting in the car
to steal the eagle
thanks anyway but
i doubt that plan would succeed
due to my scout dad
sonrisa
18th August 2004, 10:06 AM
NM-i loved that haiku
--thanx :D
NM--now what shall I do? the plan!
i dont think it works
You see, my father
is also the scoutmaster
and holds the badges
-- well that sux
NM--Plus, i cannot drive
My dad makes sure of that fact
--aren't u just 15?
your Dad still won't let u drive
after u turn 16?
NM--and i cant rebel
--sure u can rebel
keep hanging with pnklphnts
he'll show u the way...
NM-He'd make me change clothes
before getting in the car
to steal the eagle
--wear the girl scout dress
underneath your boy scout clothes
change in the bathroom
of your meeting place
do the make-up & jewelry
in the bathroom too
NM--thanks anyway but
i doubt that plan would succeed
due to my scout dad
--yes, your scout Daddy
so who's dream are u living?
yours or daddio's?
a random hack
18th August 2004, 11:30 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
NeverMind
19th August 2004, 10:27 AM
Your help brings comfort
I will try to rebel more.
Under the scout clothes?
So crazy it just
might work, i will attempt this.
dad tries repeating.
He is successful
and tries to repeat success
through his oldest son
my dad doesn't trust
my driving skills at all and
wont let me drive fast
after watching me
play Midnight Club on X BOX
i get no license
...
20th August 2004, 06:52 PM
pain falls disgarded
opening the stone temple
diamond watershine
sonrisa
21st August 2004, 07:34 AM
there ya go, NM
opening the stone temple
Dean & Robert rule
:)
a random hack
21st August 2004, 07:54 PM
can't play the x box,
can't beat sonny NM, so,
you is banned for life :D
NeverMind
23rd August 2004, 12:09 AM
who's killing hippies?
is it men in the White House
or angry rednecks?
a random hack
23rd August 2004, 09:31 AM
the whitey house men,
and those with necks of red,
are not different
thirst4sun
23rd August 2004, 04:04 PM
It's time to let go
Now it's time to move on,
A new beginning.
NeverMind
28th August 2004, 11:56 AM
a new beginning
or an execution of
the old and weary
rich
1st September 2004, 02:43 AM
Reviewing my life,
Just what have I contributed?
can not remember.
I will plead guilty,
To being born and taking ,
without paying back.
I appreciate,
What I have received from life;
But feel shallow too.
NeverMind
1st September 2004, 12:55 PM
lets kill the stupid
and the ugly so we can
make a master race
:unsure:
Aristofanis
1st September 2004, 02:34 PM
take a deep breath
feel your full of life lungs
you're alive!
Aristofanis
1st September 2004, 02:36 PM
touch the truth my friend
you'll lough or cry in the end
world's conspiracy
sonrisa
6th September 2004, 01:12 AM
world's conspiracy?
which one, there are so many
pssst... blue m&ms (http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc97/3_8_97/mathland.htm)
sahyo
6th September 2004, 11:49 AM
blue m&ms (http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc97/3_8_97/mathland.htm)
hehe :D
Aristofanis
6th September 2004, 02:26 PM
I like blue m&ms!!!
:D
sahyo
6th September 2004, 02:42 PM
:D was laughing this on the site the link was to:
My data are now gone, and I'm starting to wonder about animal crackers. Barnum's Animals Crackers, made by Nabisco, contain a mixture of animals, some considered predators and the others prey. Are the prey more likely to be found broken than the predators?
sahyo
6th September 2004, 02:52 PM
" blue m&ms (http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc97/3_8_97/mathland.htm) " is a link can click on,
if didn't know, aristofanis
:)
Aristofanis
7th September 2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by asheera@Sep 6 2004, 01:52 PM
" blue m&ms (http://www.sciencenews.org/pages/sn_arc97/3_8_97/mathland.htm) " is a link can click on,
if didn't know, aristofanis
:)
I know, and I continue to like blue m&ms!!!!
:D
rich
9th September 2004, 04:22 AM
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M&M candies have teamed up with the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation
to raise funds through the sale of their new "Pink & White" M&M candies.
Maybe Marlboro should start making pink cigarettes to help fight skin cancer. Buy a pack today. You will help fight skin cancer, and satisfy your nicotine craving at the same time. :blink:
a random hack
11th September 2004, 12:58 PM
what about lung cancer? <_< :lol: :lol:
For each 8-ounce bag of the special candies sold
who the hell could eat 8 ounces of m&ms :o?
rich
12th September 2004, 03:39 AM
random hack posted:
QUOTE
For each 8-ounce bag of the special candies sold
who the hell could eat 8 ounces of m&ms ?
I too, consider
8 ounces of m&ms,
too many to eat,
upon opening the bag,
save some for another day
will be healthier for you. :delicious:
a random hack
12th September 2004, 02:02 PM
still gotta be eaten eventually :lol:
rich
13th September 2004, 02:42 AM
Are vegetables,
unaware of their being,
Why they say nothing?
not meant as a retort to anyone's reply.:)
a random hack
13th September 2004, 10:41 PM
:lol:
NeverMind
18th September 2004, 07:06 AM
I realized that it's been a while since I dropped knowledge on y'alls but I felt compelled to tell you...
still gotta be eaten eventually
is not a haiku
what about lung cancer?
QUOTE
For each 8-ounce bag of the special candies sold
who the hell could eat 8 ounces of m&ms ?
neither is that
Are vegetables,
unaware of their being,
Why they say nothing?
that is a haiku
dont deviate
sahyo
18th September 2004, 08:31 AM
dont deviate
ohoh boy scouts ;)
rich
28th September 2004, 06:24 AM
Don't let them kid you, :lol:
about being a boy scout, :ph34r:
Those girls are jealous. :rofl:
NeverMind
29th September 2004, 11:16 AM
the boy scouts like scouts
girl scouts to be precise, but
they are not pretty
girl scouts are homely
usually lonely and gross
MAKE IT GO AWAY!
evan
1st October 2004, 06:10 PM
... ... ...
a thought is treason
if it seeks to overtake
without a reason
... ... ...
rich
4th October 2004, 05:23 AM
They always were there.
What we discover today.
Is really not new.
NeverMind
4th October 2004, 05:37 AM
i was treated to
a nice dinner of treason.
treason and some wine.
evan
4th October 2004, 05:31 PM
... ... ...
sure is time for bed
but i'll stay awake until
all my book is read
... ... ...
NeverMind
6th October 2004, 12:52 PM
I would be in love
but I've never been before
What does love feel like?
Her touch is tender,
Her words come soft, but when she
sings it blows my mind
She's playing guitar
and we write songs together
About us and earth
NeverMind
6th October 2004, 01:00 PM
The Who rocks so hard
But I just discovered the
genius of Punk-Ska
3rd wave Ska is great
triumphant horns and guitar riffs
make the best music
try some Aquabats
also Five Iron Frenzy
and Catch-22
evan
6th October 2004, 04:16 PM
:)
... ... ...
NM - love the pic
the new one is much better
i like it. it rocks.
... ... ...
:)
NeverMind
7th October 2004, 12:54 PM
why thank you evan
i made it myself in FLASH
im proud of that guy
evan
7th October 2004, 06:11 PM
... ... ...
you made it yourself?
I find i am much impressed...
is it all from skratch?
... ... ...
NeverMind
8th October 2004, 09:50 AM
on a flash program
i downloaded illegal
but I made it myself
he, Spaceman Scruffy
the fruit of my love labors
he's so hot right now
Macromedia
made Flash and I got it free
off Limewire, bitches
evan
10th October 2004, 05:56 PM
... ... ...
riders on a storm
squirmin' like a big toad
sweet family'll die
... ... ...
[plagerism alert]
NeverMind
12th October 2004, 03:33 AM
i can still taste her,
bubble gum flavored lip gloss
when i think of her
jesupocaplypse
12th October 2004, 10:44 PM
subdermal scrotal
hematoma from a kick
by an angry chick
:o
outside of a bar
on the way back to the car.
my life is now pain
:knockout:
but angry i'm not
what goes around comes around
hate will not heal me
unfortunately
this is act-u-al-ly true
my poor nuts are blue
:uhoh:
jesupocaplypse
12th October 2004, 11:04 PM
suddenly i see
my name has an extra P
how foolish of me
NeverMind
13th October 2004, 10:08 AM
I got kicked real hard
in the nuts today, so I
must kick Matthew's ass :knockout:
evan
14th October 2004, 06:44 PM
... ... ...
drunken in the night.
i lay me down to slumber;
dreamings rush to flight.
... ... ...
NeverMind
15th October 2004, 03:04 AM
a wonderful night
making out with dear kathryn
i love her so hard
rich
15th October 2004, 03:34 AM
Five Haiku's For A Fall Day
Sitting on my deck,
with a scratch-pad in my hand,
writing what I see.
Golfers pass my house,
On their way to putt one in,
after teeing off.
Beautiful weather,
Everything peaceful here,
Inhaling it all.
A bird is whistling,
while another is squawking,
Can't please everyone.
Pink, yellow, and red,
a few roses still in bloom,
last ones of summer.
a random hack
16th October 2004, 08:28 PM
:D :lol: :lol: arguing birds, rotflol
NeverMind
17th October 2004, 07:28 AM
another great night
spent with my loving kathryn
making out is fun
jesupocaplypse
4th November 2004, 04:50 PM
engineering fear :uhoh:
keeps the populace docile :knockout:
despot in disguise :blink:
Four more years of Fear
Four more years of War on (blank)
Four more years of Bush
How did this happen?
I'm afraid of the U.S.
radiation spreads! :(
sahyo
5th November 2004, 05:19 AM
:hug:
jesupocaplypse
8th November 2004, 02:59 PM
snow upon the ground
blanket of crisp purity
fresh chill of winter
icy winds blow hard
cycle of rebirth completes
death that life may grow
horfrost lines the trees
snowflakes dance under street lights
how cold warms my soul!
cup of hot choc ' late
child asleep in lap; cozy
warm crack'ling fire
drift not into dream
for this moment is better
lasting forever
so blow wind and snow!
tomorrow we'll make snowmen!
laugh and play all day!
some people grumble
complain about the weather
I love every bit
Who want's to guess where?
this amature poet's from?
cold don't make me glum...
now that winter's come
tis soon the season to say
happy holidays
:) :peace:
sonrisa
8th November 2004, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by jesupocaplypse@Nov 8 2004, 03:59 AM
Who want's to guess where?
this amature poet's from?
cold don't make me glum...
uh, the North Pole?
it's still fall here, yesterday we hit 72*f
jesupocaplypse
9th November 2004, 04:09 PM
not quite so far north
but soon it will seem like it
winter will roll in
slow at first then hard
blowing sleeting blizzarding
icy beautiful
but a chinook comes
and brings with it warm melting
snow turns to water
then the cold returns
and streets become glazed in ice
accidents galore
jesupocaplypse
9th November 2004, 04:19 PM
that was terrible
too much light will make you blind
and words stop my mind.
poetry and prose
words destroy while they create
what you want to say
rich
12th November 2004, 05:08 AM
What is a moustache,
but hair growing under nose,
with a fancy name?
rich
13th November 2004, 04:06 AM
Who taught the bee,
How to make honey,
and be a pollenator?
Who taught the spider,
How to spin a web and catch
dinners flying by?
NeverMind
14th November 2004, 06:57 AM
The Real World is crap. :angry:
Reality TV sucks.
I boycott it.
Ray was sold out and
other teens screwed in a car :duh:
but we're not like that
They say sex is a
beautiful thing, like a flow'r
i wouldn't know yet
jesupocaplypse
15th November 2004, 03:27 PM
pleasure and passion
waves on the ocean of love
two souls become one
flowing together
Be with and inside someone
feeling life climax
throbbing pulsing heat
raw experience quivers
love made physical
there is not too much
that is better than feeling
a lover's embrace
sahyo
16th November 2004, 03:43 AM
glowing spills spilling
suspendedlying clear spraying
not coming going
NeverMind
16th November 2004, 08:48 AM
I'm hoping to be
enlightened sometime nearby
but im never sure
sahyo
18th November 2004, 04:21 PM
word enlightened points
only a symbol no where
strawberry yogurt
;)
NeverMind
20th November 2004, 03:27 AM
strawberry loving?
i'm still on my cherry girl
where are we going?
jesupocaplypse
22nd November 2004, 05:20 PM
Sitting reflecting
Just thinking and rethinking
dreaming about sleep
running through jello
trying desp'ratly to flee
afraid of a void
lover, i miss you
i wish i could have you back
why did you transform?
I can still smell you
when i'm laying in my bed
Still hear your sweet voice
sometimes i believe
that your standing beside me
your hand held in mine
real, for a moment
until caught by memory
fade back silently
hard to justify
a life alone without you
reasons escape me
one thing keeps me here
and today is her birthday
our love gave her life
always makes me smile
she is so much like you were
see you in her eyes
growing up so fast
i wish you could see her now
but i know you know
...........
NeverMind
23rd November 2004, 12:49 AM
sitting on a cloud
microphone in my cold hand
dont stop the music
a little love here
in the land of the rainfall
she makes is matter
a winged musician
hovering above the stage
playing guitar chords
physical union
we havn't arrived there yet
but maybe we will
wearing tight blue jeans
accentuates a boner
dammit go away!
venom mama
23rd November 2004, 02:01 AM
demons will gather
demons will breed
of course there is no question
we were demon seeds
sahyo
23rd November 2004, 03:19 AM
demons will gather
demons will breed
of course there is no question
we were demon seeds
pain imagines fear
imagining imaging
as if everywhere
sahyo
23rd November 2004, 04:00 AM
Still hear your sweet voice
thanking
NeverMind
24th November 2004, 02:55 AM
evil doom nothing
armageddon has arrived
watch out for Dubya!
venom mama
24th November 2004, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by jesupocaplypse@Nov 22 2004, 05:20 PM
growing up so fast
i wish you could see her now
but i know you know
...........
she does know
and she smiles
jesupocaplypse
24th November 2004, 06:14 PM
glowing snowflakes float,
love laughs playing with the wind;
forever's too long.
fractal crystal world,
universe within your eye.
with your smile i cry.
perfectly unique,
there never was nor will be
another one like you.
dance with me alone
only we can hear our song
forever's too long.
NeverMind
24th November 2004, 11:06 PM
D'yer Mak'er is
an awesome led zeppelin song
reminds me of her
I've conquered my fear
I've mastered paranoia
I love her for it
Where are you going
with that revolver in hand?
You can't change the past
venom mama
25th November 2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by NeverMind@Nov 24 2004, 11:06 PM
D'yer Mak'er is
an awesome led zeppelin song
reminds me of her
I've conquered my fear
I've mastered paranoia
I love her for it
Where are you going
with that revolver in hand?
You can't change the past
i hear ya
jesupocaplypse
25th November 2004, 09:19 AM
purring warm pussy
stretching curling on my feet
kitty has it Made.
i wish that i had
some sharp retractable claws
and also a tail
imagination
fails, waves also must go down
that they may go up
:tao:
NeverMind
25th November 2004, 02:24 PM
my puppy Lola
would eat your precious kitty
with some seasoning
sigh for my lover
but wishes outweigh what's real
our future looks fun
reality ain't
what my mind wishes it was.
hormones, damn you all!
NeverMind
25th November 2004, 02:31 PM
They itch, they're scratching
Heroin makes great music
Junkies are artists.
Ray Charles, Kurt Cobain,
Bradley Nowell from Sublime...
all rode the white horse
Why does music get
so much better when artists
are higher than hell?
venom mama
26th November 2004, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by NeverMind@Nov 25 2004, 02:31 PM
Why does music get
so much better when artists
are higher than hell?
don't fall
just don't fall
don't get to close to the sun.
NeverMind
26th November 2004, 01:44 PM
don't fall
just don't fall
don't get to close to the sun.
Kurt was Icarus
in the sense that he flew high
and fell way too hard
jesupocaplypse
26th November 2004, 11:53 PM
Maynard said it well
prying open my Third Eye
Tool does lot's of drugs
jesupocaplypse
27th November 2004, 12:59 AM
run and spin around
play 'till your feet leave the ground
don't forget to laugh
NeverMind
27th November 2004, 01:37 AM
but when your feet are
miles above the world and you
fall to earth you die
venom mama
28th November 2004, 08:45 AM
here i sit
intoxication
drunk on my self pity
thinking back
wondering why
i left everything behind
everything i wanted
turned it all away
love passion beauty peace
goodness turned away
brown eyes
brown eyes that i could drown in
what are you doing now
maybe thinking about me
i wanted more for you
i just wanted more for you
more for you
more for you
till all the stars burn out
13 billion miles away
till every light is extinquished
till every fire doused
you have my heart
you have my heart
jesupocaplypse
28th November 2004, 03:27 PM
But to die Laughing!
aware, enjoying the fall,
bodies come and go.
:D
sahyo
28th November 2004, 03:30 PM
:D
jesupocaplypse
28th November 2004, 03:34 PM
methinks venomgirl,
should share with us a haiku
they are lot's of fun.
NeverMind
29th November 2004, 11:21 AM
yesterday i was
naked with my perfect girl
cuddling and loving
jesupocaplypse
30th November 2004, 05:37 PM
Naked female form
woman is a work of art
make-up is a sin
why do they wear masks?
why paint your face to be false?
Nat'ral is sexy
-----------------------------
jesupocaplypse
30th November 2004, 05:38 PM
When we be kissing;
World could End and i'd not care
Sweet sacred blissing.
NeverMind
1st December 2004, 12:39 AM
When Jesus says no
But I want to so badly
Which one is correct?
We both want to soon,
But my church provides morals
and the church fights us
Forget their morals
now its me and my demons
im choosing for us
jesupocaplypse
1st December 2004, 01:28 PM
God speaks through feelings
listen to your heart, it knows
Your soul is correct
your church is a group
but it does not think for you
choose your own morals
jesupocaplypse
1st December 2004, 01:35 PM
silver sheen shining
moonlight dancing on water
soothes my weary soul
jesupocaplypse
1st December 2004, 02:05 PM
blizzard blowing hard
cold white wind washing over
frozen paradise
NeverMind
2nd December 2004, 05:41 AM
i choose her not them.
i choose sex not abstinance.
I'm not sure I'm right
I've made the choices,
now I have to decide if
I can live with them
God speaks through writing
the Bible, the Word of God
God and I argue
jesupocaplypse
2nd December 2004, 10:06 AM
God wrote the bible?
Humans wrote it, inspired
by feelings they had.
maybe, maybe not.
I ask my heart, not a book.
Heart is always right.
jesupocaplypse
2nd December 2004, 10:11 AM
She paints her face on.
based life on a magazine,
gets high on Revlon.
(words based from a song
what's name i cannot recall.
playing in my head.)
jesupocaplypse
2nd December 2004, 06:43 PM
laughter of the leaves
the wind is telling them jokes
natural humor
:lol:
jesupocaplypse
2nd December 2004, 06:55 PM
blood sugar baby
she's magic, she has it; sex magic
blood sugar crazy
(yeah that's not 7 syllables, so what... eat the limitations )
anthony kiedis
red hot chili peppers rock
flea is god of bass
:begging:
NeverMind
3rd December 2004, 03:30 AM
they are very good
but can get annoying fast
with Give It Away
Flea is too damn good
But bass is not important
I love my guitar
Nirvana is best
The height of all emotion
it makes me feel things
jesupocaplypse
3rd December 2004, 07:32 AM
jack rabbits jumping
hundreds of them everywhere
mating all day long
NeverMind
3rd December 2004, 11:52 AM
ill jack a rabbit!
then mate with its dead body!
EXPLOSION OF DEATH! :angry:
jesupocaplypse
6th December 2004, 02:37 PM
slippery when wet
squishy, pulsing, glistening
expos'ed she sings
feel the throbbing heat
emanating from her core
Wanting. Giving more
opened wide my heart
drinking deep my spilling blood
i could not resist
refuse what's offered?
I take what's given freely
no reason to fear
NeverMind
7th December 2004, 03:13 AM
then we slow it down,
calm ourselves, and concentrate
two minds become one
the heat and passion
is underneath it all now
burning within us
we'd neglected us.
physical love as the base
but we're changing that
jesupocaplypse
8th December 2004, 04:19 PM
demonization
americanization
annihilation
sahyo
8th December 2004, 04:31 PM
oh?
jesupocaplypse
9th December 2004, 05:58 AM
just playing with words
don't dive too deep or you'll drown
in all the hot air
NeverMind
9th December 2004, 06:02 AM
a dollar for a
hundred years of suffering
i eat my demons
two leather shoes on
my warm feet but i cant wear
my shoes for yoga
ive missed her today
i love her with all my heart
my dearest kathryn
jesupocaplypse
14th December 2004, 10:36 AM
her wings are cracked.
broken; falling from the sky
down to Earth awake
she could heal herself
mend her feathers and take flight
instead she crashes
victim of her self
beaten and raped by demons
constructs of her mind
jesupocaplypse
14th December 2004, 10:37 AM
tried to fly but failed,
chemical levitation
given to Despair:
bloated grey and gross
in her hand, a nasty hook.
on It, squirms her hope
people gather 'round
start to laugh and throw stones
"she is worse than we"
jesupocaplypse
14th December 2004, 10:39 AM
Should I stop and help,
when she did it to herself?
or leave her to rot?
Moanings twisted cry
she wears her pain like a dress
seems to suit her well
anguish in her eyes
on sullied knees she begs me
truly path-etic
jesupocaplypse
14th December 2004, 11:04 AM
Caged with the poison
of her own desolation
i can't help but smile
such a scene of fear
I see the beauty of it
bow, and walk away.
NeverMind
15th December 2004, 12:37 AM
going too damn fast
in the california sun
blasting nirvana
now im back in rain
the dreary northwest weather
and depression again
she's missed me so bad
but I swear i missed her more
she got new puppy
jesupocaplypse
15th December 2004, 12:33 PM
melt from the low-end
groovy thump thrumming bass booms
funky fingers fly
feel the vibration
the deep reverberation
bass speaks to your hips
NeverMind
15th December 2004, 02:01 PM
the fingers flying
up the fretboard with the left
right hand picking fast
feel the energy
the raw guitar explosion
nothing beats the rush
screaming solos
and heavy riffs with passion.
guitar, emotion
jesupocaplypse
19th December 2004, 06:10 PM
crisp pale gold spark-ling
floating, warping, twisting brain
drifting, seen by all.
sahyo
23rd December 2004, 07:17 PM
twinkleice glistens
warming sparkle sunfeathering
frozen confetti
sonrisa
24th December 2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by NeverMind@Dec 1 2004, 06:41 PM
i choose her not them.
i choose sex not abstinance.
I'm not sure I'm right
I've made the choices,
now I have to decide if
I can live with them
NM, use a rubber
NeverMind
24th December 2004, 03:48 PM
Yellowstone sucks balls
what a crappy national
park, there for 4 days
SOOOO cold it was there
negative twenty four F
my ears went bright blue
PRESENTS, COME SOONER!
a whole day, waiting for gifts.
santa's a fatass
sonrisa
27th December 2004, 10:08 PM
NM did you get
everything you wanted from
the fatass this year?
Old Faithful spouts up
every hour on the hour
in NM's blue face
:D
NeverMind
28th December 2004, 12:50 AM
i got paints and stuff
some canvas for painting on
and a new guitar
i did not get the
recording equipment or
the effects pedals
a good holiday
im satisfied with what I
got and didnt get
female and I are
sharing intimacy like
we are mature
i'm giving jesus
one last chance to convince me
that sex is not me
if The Christian fails
the floodgates open and we
will be swept away
rich
31st December 2004, 02:05 AM
Quality of posts, :uhoh:
decline here, giving forum :computer: :examine:
bad name and black eye. :beatup: :boxing:
NeverMind
31st December 2004, 09:11 AM
you are a hater
HATER HATER HATERADE~! :angry:
now i see your point <_< :D
nronesquid
5th January 2005, 05:52 AM
My Haiku to you
Understand me when I say
She plays on my mind
She walked away
Dreaming of her constantly
Losing perspective
I like these little things...
(ICC's)
NeverMind
5th January 2005, 01:33 PM
She got on a jet
She'll be heading for New York
I'll miss her loving
jesupocaplypse
20th January 2005, 03:42 AM
cold snap swishing ice
'round my feet the snowflakes play
glittershine of sun
NeverMind
20th January 2005, 01:53 PM
physical union
expressing love and passion
after sixteen years
best birthday ever
i am now officially
sexually active
venom mama
21st January 2005, 10:57 PM
way to go nevermind
naked rules :star:
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